People I Would Fuck

HEY CRACKERS. so i was just thinking. i had a nap this afternoon and i had a dream. lol i know i'm so tacky. i had this dream about me making a list of people i would fuck in my school. first of all, i had this dream probably because of jenna mourey and her awesome dogs kermit and marbles. much love from me :* but then i realized i made a group called the suka bilang because of jenna mourey and her video people i would fuck. so it's about telling the person we like that we like him or her. and please give a huge round of applause for naomi and evodie who had done this project. thank you for your bravery, both of you. i appreciate it. and i just realized that this is my turn to make a move. the other reason why i have to make a move is because i invented this theory, so okay. and i think that it would be great to do it here on my blog. and here goes my confession.

i am not, i repeat, i am not having any crush or crove or feelings towards anyone at this moment.

i mean, i've said it before and i've said it loud and clear. because please, i'm in a middle high school in a country named indonesia. wow. even the name of this country is so unattractive. and junior high schoolers are not really my thing. especially the boys. ew. so, no thanks. nobody is impressive enough for me. and i know you might think that i'm such a big liar because i made post and stuff about how i love this person and shit. they weren't lies. it was true. but it was before i had a realization that the love i had for this person was never existed. i made it all up in my head. i thought it was love, but i'm too young to even say the word love. i promise from now on not to underestimate or to say the word love when it's really not worth it.

back to the topic. oh i have love. somewhere in there. it's like hiding because.. well ya know. problems. and i'm not going to let it go before i found the person that's worth a shot. and i haven't found him or her yet. i think it's going to be a long time before i can open myself. so let's just see, okay.

and i titled this post people i would fuck for a reason. it's because i want to tell you all my list of the top 5 people that i would literally fuck. i mean, fucking is really an easy thing to do, right? it doesn't involve feelings or anything. BUT I'M FOURTEEN I DON'T KNOW A THING ABOUT FUCKING. this is going to be so hard. but let's try. oh and i will add a few things below the list about my dream. because my dream is about people i would fuck in my school. so let me write that list here too.


naya rivera. of course this woman will be on the number one in my list of people i would fuck. she's so awesome and everything. boobs.

chris brown. probably, maybe, i guess. i mean, he's kind of hot and he got these tattoos all over him.

chris colfer. DO WANT. gorgeous human being

adam levine. yeah it's because he has tattoos and an unshaved face hnnggg

IT'S SO HARD but i'm going to choose grace helbig HA! she'd make a great fuck buddy i guess.

okay that's the end of my list. there are so much more people that i want to add on the list like all of the glee cast, emma stone, jenna mourey, eminem *oh i would*, shay mitchell, avril lavigne, justin bieber *i mean, why not?*, wiz khalifa, flo rida *well.. yeah...*, lady gaga *preferably jo calderone*, rihanna, harry styles, all members of paramore, the singer guy from the script, nick jonas *maybe?*, cody simpson, nicki minaj *please*, lil wayne, etc etc etc. point is, there are so many people that i would fuck.

and in my dream, i remember each and every one of my school mates that is on that list. and i will not write names here. it will be hell of awkward. teachers too oh my god i'm so fucked up. okay so this list contains a few boys and girls from the generation of #54. but to be really really honest, all the people in that list were the people that i would literally fuck. seriously, i would. so my dream was kind of just being frank. 

oh my god i just love you.