J: I tried my best not to judge anybody. But honestly, I've never met anyone who's gay.
Q: Oh I guarantee, you have.
M: Yeah, they say one out of every ten people are gay. And if that's true, that means one of the twelve apostle might've been gay. And my guess is Simon because that name's the gayest.
Q: Jesus never said anything about gay people, that's fact.
S: Or maybe he wanted to, but he doesn't want to hurt Simon's feelings.